Books i want to write

Listening to: Every Avenue - A Story To Tell Your Friends
Mood: Talkitive

I plan on writing a few books, even though I have he attention span of a ten year old, I think i might be able to do it.

I was bored so i thought, i should write a list of book titles that i think would make AWESOME books!
(Yes, i love reading intensely. Don't Judge)

So here we go:
1. Seventy Ways To Drown
2. Why Timmy Killed Hannah
3. How to Speak Dinosaur
4. One Hundred and Twenty Five Great Things To Do On A Lonley Saturday
5. Why You Wont Get Laid
6. Why It's Aerodynamically Impossible For Buble Bee's To Fly
7. The True Tales of Vampire History
8. Things You Should Scream On The Street
9. Why Ice Cream Isn't Fattening
10. Music's Link to Teenage Sanity
11. "Back In My Day..." And Fifty Other Things Parents Will Say to Get You To Do as Your Told
12. Why The Mammoth is Extinct (Conspiricy Theories and Other Tales)
13. Raro and it's Many Health Benefits
14. A Chubby Kids Guide To The Playground
15. I Love You More than Tree's love Giraffe's
16. Picnics: The Outing of The Future
17. Why You're Too Good For Him
18. Jokes That make You LOL
19. The Adults Guide to Understanding Your Teenager (JUST LEAVE THEM ALONE)
20. A Fly, A Baseball Bat and Seven Hundred Othre Random Objects

Hope you liked my random selection,
Give some ideas of ywhat you'd like as a book title
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