Things that are Brilliant

Cyanide & Happiness @ Explosm.net



Listening to: nothing currently
Mood: N/A

There are many things in the world that are absolutley brilliant, one of them is Cyanide and Happiness. i swear to god it has cheered me up in some of my more difficult moods and has brought sunshine to my world.

the roughness and honesty used in the comics can relate to most peoples senses of humor, it is just stunning.

sereously, look them up.
www.explosm.net

ttfn

Random Thoughts and Other Stuff

Listening to: If Hearts Can Grow - Callmeyours
Mood: Tired

Look up Callmeyours, their a two person band from Heidelburg, Germany. They are so amazingly cool and the lead singer (Damon) has one of the best voices i've ever heard. EVER.

I got overb 14 hours sleep last night,
best sleep i've had in aaggeess xDD

This blog is going to be uber shot cuz i didnt really have much to write i just wanted to put the callmeyours banner on it xDDD

byee!

Things that suck about wearing Glasses

Listening to: Discovering the Waterfront - Silverstein
Mood: Grr

I havta say, wearing glasses is actually fully gay. Like no jokes.
So, i've made a list of why it sucks.
Here we go!!

1. When I lose my glasses, its near impossible to find them, 'cuz i cant fucking see!
2. People always want to try on my glasses.
3. Glasses get dirty and fog up my vision
4. "FOUR EYES"
5. I have frames on my face
6. They take the focus away from my eyes, people don't often look me in the eyes when they talk to me
7. They make putting on eyeliner irritating
8. I've picked up annoying habits like pushing my glasses up, i even do this when i dont have them on
9. Cant wear a headband easily with glasses on
10. People assume i'm smart 'cuz i wear glasses
11. Glasses break easily
12. It's become an amusing game among my friends to take my glasses, put their hands up infront of my face and say i can't see an armswidth away from me
13. Glasses make people in general, less attractive
14. My eyesight sucks without them
15. No one notices if i wear awesome make-up

See, it sucks.

Awesomest dream EVER

Listening to: The phone
Mood: Tired

So, i just woke up from the cooliest dream i've ever had. I got abducted by vampire bogans. VAMPIRE BOGANS. It was so awesome!!
I was in Burger King (i have no idea why) and i saw some really cool looking bogan guys. I was walking down the street with some people (i dont know who they were) and out of no where one of the bogans pulled my into an alley and knocked me out.

I woke up in a room with a MASSIVE pile of styrophone balls. Which i automatically jumped into, then both of the bogans came out of nowhere.

(at this point i was woken up, soon went back to sleep and re-started the dream)

The dream got really wierd their. The taller bogan guy with the Lamb of god shirt tried to rape me, he failed.
Then i went to sleep and woke up ad the other bogan was there, the one with long wavy hair and a HIM shirt on. He explained to me that they were vampires and that it was vampire turning week and they were going to turn me into a vampire. I probably should've been freaked out but he was being so nice about it i didnt really mind.

He took me to their lair and added me into the DNA coding system(?) then showed me what my new room would be. They had taken a lot of stuff from my actualy bedroom and put it there. He told me to get ready to go out, so i did.

Soon me and the nice bogan went to town...
THEN I GOT WOKEN UP.

Damn. Lol
It was an awesome dream.

Almost as good as my dream that made me hate Adam Sandler. (dont ask)

Anyway, i'm off. I havta go do some photography.
Byyee

Still in shock

Listening to: brokeNCYDE - Booty Call Feat. E-40
Mood: Shocked

Today i came to a sudden realisation. New Zealand is full of drug addicts.
like PACKED WITH THEM
For some school work i was doing some research on Metanphetamine, commonly known as the drug 'P' and i learnt about its effects, appearence etc.

Later that day i was in town with some people who im rather well aquainted with, and i was discussing what i'd learnt with some of them. One of them, who wasn't listening very well snapped into the conversation with "P! Can you get me some"
This really shocked me for two reasons.

One. He was a little twelve year old boy, since when do twelve year old's want drugs? How does he know about 'P'? i went to primary school with this kid and was just utterly shocked

Two. He was asking me directly, like he expected me to have some. People who know me well know that im very against drugs and drug use. I almost slapped him..

When i was walking home i actually saw a guy smoking 'P' i recignised it instantly from my reseach. He was smoking it with a teenager, in the middle of a very popular area for young people to hang out. I was disgusted.

New Zealand has one of the highest drug abuse rates IN THE WORLD and i think it is a problem that really needs to be addressed. I know about... 50 people around my age who are on drugs, and i think its shocking!

Anyway, now that my mini-rant is over!
I'm going to leave you with some wise words.

HUGS NOT DRUGS!!
and
I love you like a fat kid loves chocolate cake.
Nuff said.