Things that suck about wearing Glasses

Listening to: Discovering the Waterfront - Silverstein
Mood: Grr

I havta say, wearing glasses is actually fully gay. Like no jokes.
So, i've made a list of why it sucks.
Here we go!!

1. When I lose my glasses, its near impossible to find them, 'cuz i cant fucking see!
2. People always want to try on my glasses.
3. Glasses get dirty and fog up my vision
4. "FOUR EYES"
5. I have frames on my face
6. They take the focus away from my eyes, people don't often look me in the eyes when they talk to me
7. They make putting on eyeliner irritating
8. I've picked up annoying habits like pushing my glasses up, i even do this when i dont have them on
9. Cant wear a headband easily with glasses on
10. People assume i'm smart 'cuz i wear glasses
11. Glasses break easily
12. It's become an amusing game among my friends to take my glasses, put their hands up infront of my face and say i can't see an armswidth away from me
13. Glasses make people in general, less attractive
14. My eyesight sucks without them
15. No one notices if i wear awesome make-up

See, it sucks.